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The game is free, and stays that way. Nothing here is needed to play: extras you unlock once and keep, and printed items we make by hand and post to you.
Digital extras
One payment, yours for good: nothing here is a subscription, and nothing is needed to play.
Merch
Printed one at a time, by us, and posted to you. Put your own face on it in the game's frame, or take the plain artwork.
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T-shirt
Heavy cotton, printed front centre: your photo in a profile card, or the game artwork.
From $24.99
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Hoodie
Thick fleece with a hood and a kangaroo pocket, printed front centre. The winter version of losing a streak.
From $44.99
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Mug
Ceramic mug with the print facing you when you hold it in your right hand. For the late verdicts.
From $17.99
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Tote bag
Cotton bag for the market, or for carrying the evidence.
From $19.99
One payment, no subscription
Printed by hand, posted to you
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